Are You A Good Giver?

What kind of a giver are you? That’s right. Trick or treaters every year judge you by what you give out to them. Did you know? Has your home been teepeed before? Maybe you give out terrible candy! Here’s your best guidelines for happy kiddos and a toilet paper free home! (Thank you Howtobeadad.com)

The Old Timer:
Good candy wasn’t invented yet when you were a kid, but if it isn’t chocolate and won’t melt in my hand, don’t buy it.

The Spaz:
You get an A for awkward. But digging in your couch cushions for what to give out is not a good thing.

The Partypooper:
Really? Fruit and toothbrushes? We get one night of sugar-filled fun, don’t spoil it!

The Trusty Provider:
Nothing fancy, but darn good! You’re a solid source and we won’t miss stopping at your house.

Cheapy McCheapface:
We seriously can tell that this is last years candy. And this wasn’t even good then. Throw it out and check the The Trusty Provider or The Legend please. We know that candy can be somewhat expensive, but we are worth it. GIve us the good stuff.

The Psychopath:
Trust me in saying this, please just don’t answer the door. It’s better for you to just leave the lights off, so we walk right past.

The Legend:
You are the one we’ve been waiting for! Your house is the most coveted by all, and may even be visited multiple times. Please talk to all neighbors and educate them on your best practices for Halloween.

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